I’m back – apparantly menopausal *slap*

08 Sep 2010 3 Comments

by colsev in Daigan

I’ve neglected my blog …….. badly!!     I have not had the energy to run everything, and this blog had to take a back seat.   But now I am back, I think fully recovered and needing a place to vent about arb stuff – FB status updates don’t do it.

I have to tell you what happened with Daigan  yesterday, I am still giggling about it, but now wondering ……….

I fetch him from school yesterday and he as we are driving home he says to me

“Mom, can I ask you, are you maybe meTopausal?”

Me:  “Hey?  What you talking about, do you mean Menopausal?”

Daigan:  “Ya, I mean Menopausal.   We were talking about it in class today”

Me:  “Daigan, I am going to slap you if I hear you’ve been talking about me to my friends and teacher”  (at this point my voice is all shreaky like, half hysterical.

Daigan:  “No, we are learning about Menopause and the teacher was listing all the symptoms and as he was saying them I was thinking, hey, that’s my mom!!”

Me:  “So what are the symptoms?”

Daigan:  “well apparantly women get irritatble and ratty and cross all the time over stupid things, and MOM, did you know they can even get off murder because of it?”

Seriously, do they only remember the bad stuff?

Little Shit better remember that “get away with murder clause”

I do love him though